Congratulations, Disney. You've reintroduced to the kids a spawn of doucheness called the Jonas Brothers. They will convert masses of innocent adolescents who will be charmed into growing curly douche-fros and forming crappy bedroom bands with song titles like "One Douche at a Time" and "I Wanna Douche Like You" and the surefire chart topper "D.O.U.C.H.E."
They even have the Oprah douche-seal of a approval.Now, the attempt to douche-ify the helpless young
did not originate with the Douche Brothers. In my unsuspecting teen years, I was targeted with these pre-douchers! "MmmDouche" came and went but the scars are still there and they're beginning to weep with this current revival of the Douche Youth.
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